Because, why the GIF not?
When someone FINALLY opens your email…
It feels GOOD.
The new client website is finally live and it’s BEAUTIFUL and all your dreams have come true
Now I can finally show people who I work for
When you see a tweet that hits home in an awkward way
When you go networking during deadline week
I WRITE CONTENT, OK!? ANY QUESTIONS? NO? GREAT! PASS ME THE SALAD SUSAN.
When the client sh*ts all over your creative ideas
Sure, we can just do that instead.
It’s not like you pay me for this.
When colleagues keep interrupting you during WRITING TIME
I SAID, SHUT UP!!
People DO like my emails
Maybe I’m not going to Hell after all…
Celebrating signing on a new client
When more than 3 people retweet you
I went #viral
When someone cool auto DMs you
I thought you were cool, man!
Reading someone’s crappy sales pitch on LinkedIn
I’m sorry: do I know you?
Those ‘creative’ meetings that you charge $$$ for
We make pretty pictures and words. Now, pay me.
Your blog’s publishing schedule
Let me just
How the world feels about your infographic
Don’t send me that sh*t please.